Hiker Trash Rules of Etiquette

  1. Before visiting a business, Hiker Trash will cover his pack with his dirty laundry to deter thieves.
  2. Hiker Trash will drink beer in the shower to save time.
  3. If Hiker Trash gets frustrated in a convenience store he will blurt out: “I want Little Debbie’s Cherry Pie!”
  4. A sprinkler makes an adequate shower/laundry combo.
  5. When tourists ask if there is anything they can do for you, give them your hiker trash! 

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