The Reality Formula

Journal for the Edification and Examination of a Mundane Existence, Vol. I, Issue No. 1

Subject: R.A.G.

Duration in the Temporal Plane: 48.73 years (17,800 days)

Theorem: The value of subjective reality correlates inversely with the aggregate of behavioral manifestations.

Coefficient of Error: +/- 0.3 %

Appendix A: Determination of Proportional Multipliers

Appendix B: Abstract, Discussion & Conclusion

Calculation of Factors:

Sleep (31.6 %) = 14.7 years (5,625 days)

Television Gazing (16.7 %) = 8.2 years (2,973 days)

 Movement through 3D Space (9.1 %) = 4.43 years (1,620 days)

Conspicuous Consumption (8.8 %) = 4.28 years (1,566 days)

Inadequate Hygiene (7.0 %) = 3.41 years (1,246 days)

Deliberate Mind Alteration (5.1 %) = 2.48 years (908 days)

Periodic Sex {solo & w/partners} (4.8 %) = 2.33 years (854 days)

Awkward Social Interaction (3.4 %) = 1.65 years (605 days)

Semi Productive Work (1.4 %) = 0.68 years (249 days)

Inspired Artistic Expression (0.05 %) = 0.024 years (9 days)

Maximized Human Potential (0.01 %) = 0.005 years (1.78 days)

Spiritual Enlightenment (0.00 %) = 0.000 years (0 days)

Note: No peer reviews or challenges allowed at this time.

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