My Kleptomania

I am a casual thief.

Once or twice a year, I shoplift small, inexpensive items like plastic m&m figurines for my wife’s collection.

I am inclined to dine & dash at a restaurant when the service is poor and the staff is busy or inattentive.

As a kid, I would ride my bike to the local convenience store to get bubble gum cards at a five finger discount. 

In Junior High, I boosted a fire extenquisher from school and shot it off in the woods when I let a campfire get out of control.

While I was unemployed, I pilfered copper wire and pipe from construction sites to sell at the salvage yard.

These illegal acts were premeditated by a person with moderately amoral values.