Running with the trail dogs
A pair of rabid trail dogs gather near the host city and find a place to bed down in the dirt.
They stalk the check-in area then devour a pre-race meal at a local feed trough.
Liquid and plant intoxicants are liberally consumed into the night by the ravenous mammals.
On race day, the lethargic lobos seek a caffiene injection before wolfing down THC laced edible analgesics.
During the race they chase elusive packs of attractive trail bitches until exhaustion forces a conservative trot to the finish.
The weary and punished trail dogs humbly scatter back to their dens.
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