Running with the trail dogs

A pair of rabid trail dogs gather near the host city and find a place to bed down in the dirt.

They stalk the check-in area then devour a pre-race meal at a local feed trough.

Liquid and plant intoxicants are liberally consumed into the night by the ravenous mammals.

On race day, the lethargic lobos seek a caffiene injection before wolfing down THC laced edible analgesics.

During the race they chase elusive packs of attractive trail bitches until exhaustion forces a conservative trot to the finish.

The weary and punished trail dogs humbly scatter back to their dens.

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